The yoga dominatrix, tai-chi bully & aqua aerobics nightmare

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In the world of exercise, there once were terrible coaches and trainers who aimed to break your spirit. Lisa VanderTait is not amused by this but takes it on while the Duchess of Eskbank is skiing down hospital hill in Lithgow.

But from abusive yoga instructors, to the Spice Girl in downward dog, the Ladies of Lithgow have seen it all. There is resting bitch face at aqua aerobics & cancer advice to doctors by a Tai-Chi lady. Know your audience.

Lisa wants to put Damir Dokic, father and abuser of tennis star, Jelena, in a headlock. And don’t tell her she’s fat, she knows!









Show notes:



Yesterday I tried for the first time water tai chi and it was incredible with myself and three oldies and the teacher or the instructor was a physiotherapist now made me think of the last time I did tai chi and it was when I organised a conference for doctors am on Lake McQuarrie now organised this woman to come along at eight in the morning for tai chi and I had to go because I was the conference organiser so I turned up and the whole time she was on my case to the point where I felt she was sort of the road in my position as the conference organiser you know the one Like a dog I'm sure you had it all the time at Jeffs Jim and Lithgow but there were some female instructors who were there who is scary but I know this is been a turnaround in the last few years and people have that physio they are lovely I've had a personal trainer he put me down once in over like two years I've had to exercise physiology's not know why I couldn't concentrate which is a good point because I have a monkey brain and the monkey brain was what was happening yesterday water tai chi now and that's how I got this idea to do this podcast but the worst case in the history of leases X Sizing is the yoghurt dominatrix so when I lived in Sydney for about two years I went to this one yoga teacher and I keep going three times a week because it was the best thing ever so my brain like it was kind of like getting your brain taking out washing up shampoo conditioning it and then putting on a treatment so you had to go through the class so I went three times a week for two years to beginners but I tell you what this woman was fees if you turned up 10 minutes late secure to tell you not to come back anyone with a period and she called the men's traders and put the legs up the wall in certain poses I asked what about two years I worked up the energy to ask her what was going on what is it about the men straighteners I want to know she said it was all about energy that she was lucky I didn't work choice then because I would've asked her to back up her claim that she was frightening I took my friend Sergeant cake maker there with me once and she said Sergeant do you not watch Lisa she has no idea what she's doing but the worst bit was back in the day the Sergeant was a journalist and she rang me and she said can you get the yoga dominatrix to comment on baby spice doing yoga with her dog alright you're pretty good friend I'll do it Sergeant sewing in with this photo OFF Parrant Lee the Sergeant called before and the yoga dominatrix said oh yes Lisa she's very dedicated I want to the subject behind that so I had to go there with that g*****n photo of the dog and the Spice Girl and show it to the yoga dominatrix but luckily she wasn't mean to me this time but she's wet me on my Cycrin didn't even know I had a Cycrin put it down put it down and I've now realised I was in an abusive relationship but she's giving me something and I just kept going back and back it was that head massage like that spiritual head massage that you get at the hairdressers are you are stop going I thinking about 2003 because I moved out of the suburb but it was Along time before I can consider any kind of instructor and my friend once was bullied at aquarobics something may know her her name sounds like Mrs smooth she's a complaints officer and she just something happened to her knee there was some kind of tackling in Terrigal that involves any I don't know but just after that we all went to aquarobics because we thought it would help her this I'll b***h she was on my friends case because she couldn't move the legs properly or what the f**k my friend never went back it was horrible I still remember I think and message mood has forgotten but I remember that b***h because it just humiliate you and put you off exercise makes you look like you're in idiot when you organise a conference for doctors That are the tai chi woman she was making all these kind of claims it was embarrassing alright because I was there with doctors it was a conference for the Australian medical Association and she was saying things like this makes good for cancer come on can't you be pleasant but I think they realise that there's been a total change and I'm sure if you want someone to bully you while exercising you can do that if that's what you want that's fine I don't have a problem with that arm some people pay big money for Boot Camp am I know when I first had my personal trainer here one day Mr you can do it least you can do it it's your time it's your time I had to stop and say can you not do that that to me it's ridiculous so anyway my brothers are coach he's actually very good semiprofessional Coach snakes Peter Tate arm and he coaches in a men's New South Wales state hockey team so I'm going to ask him if that is kind of cranky people still exist in the hockey world because all I could think was Dimi dockage do you remember him with and his poor daughter tennis player her name does not come to mind at the moment he was abusive and we were giggling at him little lot to learn don't worry I'm and I know there's all those rules with parents at sport now we are at Netball 🏐💗 and Ronnie allowed to clap which is fine I don't get that involved in it really like my daughter is there to have fun I don't expect her to play for Australia because we come from very short stock and I'm kind of a hobbit I'm hoping she won't be a hobbit but I think there's a lot of competition for winter fence and the Australian netball team I'm just saying so I just enjoy being out in the sun having a coffee having a random chat but there are some parents who are the Nazi equivalent who I can't remember when I threw up there was this father who is always drilling his son on the front lawn of the house with a hockey stick that poor kid we don't need that to we so I'll see if I can get some insight from Peter Tate super coach in and see what he thinks about what these people think they achieve by being absolute nightmares seriously like it's no wonder people don't want to leave the house to exercise in the summer to judgement absolute judgement and then especially if you're overweight how can I tell you guys something right this is campaign at the more I meant about obesity causing cancer do these people think fat people such as myself do not know where fat I know I'm fat okay I know the risks what you get from shaming us I am so not amused arm anyway I think that's all of got to say I'm gonna go and eat some carbs now because those people of upset me I'll talk to you soon bye

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